Archive for January, 2012

Save The Ta-Tas

January 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

A year after the Susan G Komen Foundation hired new Vice President Karen Handel, who ran unsuccessfully for Governor of Georgia on an anti-abortion rights campaign, the Komen Foundation has politicized ta-tas by withdrawing funds from Planned Parenthood to perform breast exams for poor women.

My left ta-ta is left of center but my right ta-ta is practically socialist. I guess I’m screwed and can’t ever wear a pink ribbon again.

I have heard that since all doctors will now be busy performing unnecessary sonograms on women, the Republican Party has partnered with the very experienced Newt Gingrich to perform all breast exams.

Lucky us.

Bile Beats Bitterness in Florida

January 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Looks like its going to be a blow out in Florida. Good stuff that Noot is taking it to the convention. He’s got a new Thesaurus to find words to use for crooked, mean, and despicable.

Is this a whooping’ or a butt kicking’?

Hey Cowboy, Have You Looked in a Mirror Lately?

January 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Newt thinks he’s Rocky.

Gingrich’s use of Eye of the Tiger, the theme from Rocky III, has provoked the ire of Frankie Sullivan, co-writer of the song and owner of the production company Rude Music.

According to court documents filed in a Chicago court on Monday, Rude accuses Gingrich, his campaign Newt 2012 Inc and the advocacy group American Conservative Union of copyright infringement.

Rocky?  Really?

Newt, Sweetie, you are not the eye of the tiger.  You’re more the tail of elephant.

Virginia State Senator Janet Howell, I Love You

January 31, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Janet Howell of the Commonwealth of Virginia ain’t talking no crap off The Boys Club.

No, sireeee.  She feels that if the State of Virginia, like the State of Texas, wants to require a woman to have a medically unnecessary ultrasound prior to having a legal abortion, then it’s damn time for the table to turn.

Republican lawmakers are pushing for legislation that would require pregnant women to have an ultrasound before terminating their pregnancy. In response, Howell introduced an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining erectile dysfunction medication like Viagra.

I’d say Governor Rick Perry goes first, but I read Glen Maxey’s book and I think he’d enjoy it too much.

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.

Governor Waggy Finger Has Some Tales That Are Taller Than They Are Wide

January 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Governor Jan Brewer knows something about thin skin.  She also knows about fibbing over and over and over and not minding about  being caught.

Back in 2010 as she defended her state’s harsh immigration law, Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer (R) told a newspaper reporter that she was deeply hurt by the terrible names people were calling her. The worst, she said, were the comparisons to the Nazis.

“They are awful,” she said. “Knowing that my father died fighting the Nazi regime in Germany, that I lost him when I was 11 because of that…and then to have them call me Hitler’s daughter. It hurts. It’s ugliness beyond anything I’ve ever experienced.”

Problem is, her Dad died of lung disease ten years after WWII ended.

I think that was right after she found the decapitated head in the desert that she finally had to admit was “an error” IF she ever said it.

She lies so much that she has to get her husband to call the dogs.

The other day I was telling Thelma that we need to make some major changes in the Texas Democratic Party if we can’t even beat Rick Perry.  I think the Arizona Democratic Party needs to join in on that.  I’ll send Arizona the housecleaning broom soon as we finish with it here.

Thanks to Paul for the heads-up.

Truman Approved

January 30, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Juanita’s dog, Hairy S Truman, wants you to know about a super duper website.

Don’t mess with Truman.  He has an attitude and an outfit.

Thanks to Brian for the heads-up.