Ron Paul Better Get Him a License to Carry for the Next Debate
There are certain rules in Texas. One of them is: Do not pick on somebody’s favorite crazy old uncle. That just ain’t good manners. Crazy old uncles are a protected species in Texas.
Even though this is the first time they’ve ever met (no, seriously, that’s true), Rick Perry did not display Texas brotherhood to Ron Paul. More pictures have come out. Here’s the other one.
Notice that Perry is grabbing his arm. Notice the finger in his face.
This is a true story. I have witnesses. Years ago, we had a crooked district court judge around here. I began writing about him in the newspaper. He was a large man and I weighed all of 110 pounds at the time. He cornered me in front of a crowd at the courthouse and began talking at me through clinched teeth with a finger shaking in my face. I was scared. I looked at that finger in my face and the devil made me reach out and bite it. Hard. And not let go. He wet his pants. No, really. He wet his pants. It shocked him so badly that he wet his pants. So did three or four people just watching it. There is a happy ending to this story: Nobody in this town has ever shook their finger in my face since then. Most of them think I’m crazy and I do not give them any proper reason to dissuade them from that belief.
I’m sending Ron Paul a letter today that says, “Ayn Rand would bite his finger.”
I would pay cash American money to watch Rick Perry wet his pants. And you know you would, too.
There’s not a grand jury in this entire state who would indict a man for biting a finger being shook in his face. Not a one.
Thanks to Janette for the heads-up.
You know Perry called him a Mofo. You know, like Jesus would do. I think Perry missed prayer meeting last week.
1Would wetting his pants make Icky Ricky Sticky?
2I know what Perry is saying in the pic, “listen up you old crazy coot, I have the full support of the Taiwanese Animation Community now get back to birthin’ them babies down Lake Jackson way..”
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3only if you slipped him a mickey.
4We need a warning above this story: Do not read if you are eating lunch at your desk (or anywhere else). I almost choked on a carrot when I read the part about finger-bitin’.
5My caption to the photo:
“Next time, wear a Depends. Got it?”
6JJ, you are, without a doubt, my favorite Texan. Sharpen up those pearly whites girl! It will be a long campaign!
7Perry’s a bully, wearing French cuffs and packing a ‘richie boy’ pistol. Dr. Paul may be goofy but at least he’s honest and consistent in his positions. Perry’s freakin’ evil.
8Oh, Juanita Jean.
I.
9Double.
Dawg.
Dare.
Ya.
Pretty please with cinnamon sugar and hunky cabana boys on top.
One more of many reasons why I think you are sensational.
10You BIT a judge’s finger??? OMG! … so, what happened? Fallout? Repercussions? Inquiring minds, and all that.
Bo,
He “… may be goofy but at least he’s honest…”
That’s a decent thing to be, really. And to say, for that matter. It’s the most reasonable thing I’ve heard said about him yet (left *or* right). And no, I won’t be voting for him – or anyone else that was on that stage!
11Nan, nothing happened, of course. What’s he gonna do, file charges for biting his finger while it was in my face? Public testimony would have to include the part about him dashing to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind. Bullies have no idea what to do if you confront them.
I guess he could have come put algae in my swimming pool, or checked out tacky romance novels from the library under my name, but he wasn’t going to file charges. He did tell everyone that I’m nuts. I appreciated that. Nobody messes with a crazy lady – especially if she’s from Texas.
12JJ, I’ve got to say I am so proud of you! You can’t let the bullies put you down, particularly if you’re a Texas lady; they always fold like a cheap fan. One day at work I received two bouquets, with written apologies, from two different men I had to take down a notch or two.
13Good on ya, girl. Being from TEXAS does have its advantages even here -
14pranksters think we are all armed when they hear “Texas”.
There was a time, Juanita Jean, when I would have been impressed by your offering cash American money to watch Terminator Perry in a wet pants contest. However, with the diminishing value of the dollar, offering the Chinese yuan would make a stronger statement.
15Hope you had an extra large bottle of Listerine handy after having a conservative judge’s finger in your mouth. Heaven knows where he had it last.
16That is what happens when you stand up to a bully. They foul themselves. That’s why the Rs buy so much toilet paper……
17I figured it out. Rick Perry seems unable to look straight ahead, or up for that matter.
He is so in love with his hair (I assume it is his and always has been – heh heh) the further he ducks his chin, the more hair he can show.
18I have a feeling that Rick Perry doesn’t have a clue about Ron Paul or his happy band of devoted followers….Dr. Paul is more likely to crawl under that thin skin and drive Icky over the edge than anyone else. They may never have met, but I’ll bet that Paul has known more than a few like him. Pass the popcorn.
19Juanita Jean, I think I love you!
20My mother used to say ‘you want to lose that finger?’ but then we’re from Montana. I suspect they learn faster if you bite it. If Mr. Perry got bit, his new name might become Rick Pee-ry.
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