Remember Dan “Praise The Lord” Patrick?
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Well, the dude is running for the United States Senate.
According to the Quorum Report, Dan Patrick has formed an “exploratory committee” (perhaps involving exploring women’s vaginas, I dunno.) to run for the United States of American Senate.
Dan Patrick
If you’ve forgotten who Dan is, here’s a tidy little reminder.
Last I heard on late night kook talk radio, Dan was in a slapping match with Lt. Governor David Dewhurst. No, I am serious. They were the subject of the night on kook radio.
Protest Over TSA
First hour guest, radio host Alex Jones talked about his protest over the Texas Legislature shelving the so-called TSA “groping” bill (halting invasive security pat-downs). Though the bill had passed in the House, the Dept. of Justice had sent a threatening letter that they would shut down Texas airports if the law was enacted, he explained. Jones contended that this action was a step toward martial law, and that the invasive pat-downs are setting the stage for forced inoculations. More here.
Go ahead and click the more here button and welcome yourself to Tin Foil Hat Land, staring Dan Patrick! And don’t forget to read the comments afterward.
David Dewhurst
Juanita grins and says, “Okay, you may be having an interesting Republican primary senate race in your state, but I’ll betcha we’re the only state whose Republican primary is being played out on late night talk radio by people who think Klaus Barbie, the Bilderbergs, the New World Order, the Masons, and the Illuminati are taking over Texas by using fluoride, psychic power, zombies, and the coming Obama prison camps. Yeah, buddy, this one will entertain us.”
I would also like to note that I am probably the only unlicensed blogger in Texas who will bring you this powerful, vital, and earth-shaking information because I will go to the ends of the earth, even braving 3:00 am radio, to bring you the best information possible. That’s just the kind of investigative reporter I am.
No, seriously, it was on kook talk radio last night.
How many signatures would it take to make the Tea Party an official party in this state so we can use these two to split the vote and get a Democrat in office?
1“I would also like to note that I am probably the only unlicensed blogger in Texas”
I thought you were a licensed non-blogger…
2I took the bait and clicked on the “more here” link. WOW! It’s amazing that there are actually people out there that believe that stuff. One of my favorite comments to the wife and kids is “There are a lot of nuts out there”. This just proves it.
3Robert, I go back and forth, depending on my mood and who I want to hack-off that particular day.
4I clicked on the “more here” link and was suprised to find out these guys are even nuttier than in my wildest dreams.
5You can’t make this stuff up, oh yeah, they are making this stuff up. I didn’t realize Paranoia was so rampant.
I had to stop after the line about the TSA being infiltrated with communists.
I don’t know what planet these people are on, but there ain’t much air.
6I’m gonna keep asking the question…. until I get an answer.
Who are the idiots that keep electing these people to office?????
thank yew.
7Ya’ll are making me scared to drive thru Texas…..and this from someone who is from the nutty state of TN…….
8Is there some sort of inter-dimensional portal to the former planet known as Pluto that connects to the Republican Party HQ (Hind Quarters because they obviously have nothing in their Heads) in Austin? About 20 years ago, I heard an Alabaman on the radio talking about how wonderful life was on Pluto and he didn’t care what the astronmers said about whether or not you could live on Pluto because they had never been there but he had and it was warm and there were Pluto-babes who gave him massages and fed him pork rinds and beer. HE made sense compared to these guys.
9Senfronia Thompson, Im in Bandera & I can’t believe you’ve been just-up-the-road from me all this time that Ive been pineing away for a new role model. Oops, just shows how unengaged I am in politics doesn’t it? But Ive been too disgusted to bother, til now. Between Senfronia and Juanita Im back in the game! Barbara Jordan and Ann Richards would be so proud of you both. Barbara K.
10What does, “your comment is awaiting moderation” mean? I thought it was very moderate!
11Barbara Kaufman
We’re not that bright up here in North Texas but we’ve been hearing ’bout this guy. His Senatorial collegue, Eliot Shapleigh, posted this bio on Patrick soon after Patrick’s election in ‘06. Very informative.
http://shapleigh.org/news/835-here-comes-trouble
12Thanks for that excellent link, David.
13The “Family Leader”, a group that is trying to outlaw all contraception, abortion and as a result all family planning in Iowa, would seem to, by inference, want to make illegal Dan Patrick’s “vasectomy by radio”. It’s unfortunate that his parents were apparently unaware of the procedure back in the day.
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