The Frolicsome Adventures of the Birthers
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Under the category of You Never Know Which Way the Pickle Will Squirt, the Supreme Court declined to hear a lawsuit brought by one of the Birthers.
The Supreme Court has again cast aside an appeal that raised doubts about President Barack Obama’s U.S. citizenship, a grass-roots legal issue that has gained little legal or political footing, but continues to persist in the courts.
The justices without comment Monday rejected a challenge from Charles Kerchner Jr., a Pennsylvania man who sought a trial in federal court forcing the president to produce documents regarding his birth and citizenship.
Juanita is laying odds that it was a close vote, and that Justice Thomas’ wife will be making a lot of early morning calls to Kenya asking for people to apologize for Obama making up this whole thing about being an American citizen.
Part of the problem is that some people don’t understand that Hawaii is a state. (But they all totally understand that Alaska is a state.)
1I am always surprised that someone who would marry Justice Thomas knows how to make phone calls. Anita Hill was surprised, too.
2The people who cling to this absurd notion that President Obama is ineligible to be President would only give up their ridiculous quest if the President woke up this morning with a Caucasian complexion. Sorry, birthers! He is still a lovely shade of brown! Get over it!
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