Girlfriends, This Man Needs To Be Laughed At Real Bad
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Juanita was standing in the middle of the beauty salon this morning holding a copy of an email that was forwarded to her by David. David is a good liberal man raising an amazing teenager daughter, so this email got under his skin so badly that he gave Juanita permission to post it on the beauty salon’s website.
“Now, here’s the deal,” Juanita requests. “I’m gonna print this email from a guy named Joe Palazzo. Your part is to let Joe know how you feel about his attitude toward First Lady Michelle Obama. We will let David send this website with your comments to Joe so he will know how popular this is going to make him among the hooter toter gender.”
The picture? Left to right – Princess Letizia of Spain, French First Lady Carla Bruni, and American First Lady Michelle Obama.
Joe’s intellectual comment?
That is the kind of ass you get if you’re black and fill it with lobster and caviar. Notice her forward lean with her tree-swinging arms slightly in front of her hips. And look at the other two giving her room — they are kinda standing a little to the rear as to not get knocked down in case the black mamba should suddenly turn around to wave at the photographers.
“Okay,” Juanita says, “tell me, Girlfriends, how big is Joe’s winkie?”
Joe was probably castrated, mentally & physically.
1Hard to tell. That puppy’s been hiding under the front porch so long, Joe’s probably forgotten what it looks like. I have noticed that men get irritable and fuddled up when the can no longer see, let alone touch, Mr. Happy.
2Joe’s winkie can only be viewed under a high-powered microscope.
3About the size of his brain – a tiny body part, limp from lack of exercise, flabby by heredity and addicted to right wing truth evaders. More, but that is a superficial overview of a guy with a derriere fetish.
4His weewee is a shriveled up and dry as his soul. It no longer functions, so he has w-a-a-a-y-y-y too much time on his hands.
5Let me just put it this way.
6Joe once cruelly murdered a cockroach in a fit of jealousy over it having a bigger ‘winkie’.
What a disgusting example of the male species.
I’m surprised the man can pee.
7Rinky dinky winky
8I saw Joe when he went into that jealous rage over the cockroach. Bet Joe has a big gun to make up for his shortcomings, of which I hear he has many.
By the way, the First Lady was photoshopped (not very well) into the photo. She wasn’t even there when that picture of First Lady Carla and Princess Letizia was taken.
9It’s a photoshopped image, btw.
Michelle Obama was not present at that event.
10Wow, racist AND sexist all in one neat little…very little…lilliputian…itty bitty…minute…teeny weenie package.
11He tried to join the teeny-tiny-weeny club for the bragging rights, but he didn’t measure up.
12Winkie? What winkie?
13He’s not going to hurt his back toting it around.
14It is one thing to disagree with someone’s political view, it is quite another to create a picture so that you can insult his wife.
Poor Slow Joe, I hope he likes taking care of his winkie himself because with that attitude toward women he won’t be getting any help making it happy.
15Joe doesn’t have to worry about anything getting caught in his zipper. He pprobably follows Bush’ lead and puts a rolled up sock in his pants to make himself look ‘manly’.
16Definitely a rinky dink winkie! Joe dear, However do you type with those hairy palms, pray tell.
17Sorry ladies but I just want to extend an invitation to Joe: Come to my house Joe. Let’s have a man to boy talk that will change your life forever.
18Michelle is NOT in the real picture…
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/28/article-1173949-04B16849000005DC-72_468×704.jpg
19When this jackass is called to account on this email, he’ll insist there’s not a racist bone in his body. He’ll plead “the email was a *joke*. Why don’t liberals have a sense of humor?”
They just don’t make racists like they used to. Back in the day, they’d proudly don their hoods and sheets. These days, they just send out anonymous emails…
They don’t have the testicular fortitude to stand up for their racist convictions. Cowards, all of them….
20The size of his pinkie?
21After reading some of the above, I was reminded a scene from one of my favorite Kevin Kline movies, Dave. In the scene, a children’s counselor at a homeless shelter is conducting an empathy exercise in which the kids are shown pictures of a boy with missing body parts. The boy’s name is Joe.
“Oh no! Poor Joe! He has no …. winkie.”
22Palazzo probably drives a Hummer!
23Do you mean the winkie Joe desperately tries not to think about when he sees pretty boys?
Only someone who hates himself can come up with that much racist, sexist vitriol.
24Not only is he an ignorant bigot who wouldn’t know what to do with a real woman if he came face-to-face with one, whoever did this Photoshop work was striving for insult. When our First Lady did meet the King and Queen at the palace, all were in casual clothes and Sasha Obama was present as well. (http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-250_162-10004384-2.html?tag=page)
And forgive my ignorance, but when did seafood become fat producing? Unless you smother them in fattening sauces, lobster and caviar are quite good for you.
By the way, the black mamba is actually one of the most potently venomous snakes in the world, known for its particularly ferocious attacks. So, regarding “black mamba,” Joe Palazzo, in the words of Inigo Montoya, “I do not think it means what you think it means.” I hope, for your sake, you never actually meet one.
25If Joe ever gets arrested for a sex crime they’ll have to let him go. The evidence won’t stand up in court.
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