Bubbas Hall of Shame
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“Haley Barbour is cross eyed, buck toothed, loud mouthed son of a motherless goat, dammit,”Juanita hollers.
“Oh no, it ain’t enough that Joe Barton has to apologize, now we have Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour, a chubby sweet-lookin fella with a prissy way about himself, spewing mule dung out of his mouth.”
Juanita is throwing around hair brushes and cussin’ up a storm.
Mississippi’s Republican governor, Haley Barbour, said on Sunday that the temporary moratorium on offshore drilling imposed by the Obama administration is worse than the catastrophic oil spill caused by the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon rig.
“Governor, what’s worse, the moratorium or the effects of this spill on the region?” asked “Meet the Press” host David Gregory on Sunday. Barbour responded, “Well, the moratorium… the spill’s a terrible thing, but the moratorium is a terrible thing that’s not only bad for the region, it’s bad for America.”
“Bad for America? Does that pig face jerk think an oil spill the size of North Dakota is a GOOD thing?”
“Haley, you sunburned unbathed farm varmint, there is no promise that the oil out there is even going to America. And jobs? Hell, we could put these folks to work cleaning this mess up and they’d get paid just the same.”
“You know who this is bad for, Haley? It’s bad for your fat cat oil men. You know, the good ole boys who feed you and take you to the country club. They’re the ones who are hurting. They can sure the heck fire tarnation afford to hurt more than a gulf coast fisherman or the barrier islands we need in a hurricane.”
“Haley Barbour can kiss my patootie,” she storms. I know for a fact that she means it.
and the race is on…how many of our dear conservie friends will now jump on the bandwagon to defend those poor oppressed multi-billion dollar oil companies who only want to help us and love us, but we cruelly spurn them and force them into abject servitude because we irrationally hate them?
the ramp is built, the shark is moistened, and the boat’s revving it’s engine…who’s gonna be next to jump?
1I realized this guy was a complete idiot when I was in Mississippi staying with relatives after “The Storm”, he was on TV and kept talking about “Missippi”.
He can’t pronounce the name of the state he was born in.
I’m sorry, but if you can’t correctly pronounce the name of the state you were born in by the time you’re 30, you shouldn’t be allowed to hold any office higher than dog-catcher in it.
2That hot Mississippi sun can really cook small brains. The gov is an excellent example.
3Tony, I feel your pain. According to our governor I’m apparently from “Kah-Lee-Phone-Ya.” At least Arnie has the excuse of being born in another country…
4In China they publicly execute executives for less.
Why is America once again letting the Chinese take the forefront in good ideas?
You want Washington and politicians to start acting in the best interest of all Americans?
Start killing those who don’t.
5Juanita, I wouldn’t want ole pig face’s lips (with or without lipstick) anywhere NEAR my patootie.
6Now you see why people in Alabama don’t admit to having or talk about their relatives in Mississippi.
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