A Dozen Donut Holes
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“They say there’s 12 of them now,” Juanita announces while making coffee this morning. “I’ll put up our one against all 12 of theirs.”
She’s talking about the 12 GOP Presidential hopefuls meeting in New Orleans.
“And why would they pick New Orleans? To remind us of what a gosh-awful job they did there? To visit some bawdy houses? To get drunk and nakkid?” Juanita thinks they are up to no good.
At the Conservative Political Action Conference in February, Republicans dedicated hours of the event to promising to “kill” the health care bill. Now that it’s passed and Democrats are enjoying an uptick in popularity, it’s going to be time to refocus on a new line of attack. It’s also possible there will be either a refinement of the “repeal” message, or that that conference will showcase Republican divisions on the topic.
“I personally think the Republican lovefest in New Orleans is being fueled by a big burst of damned if I know,” Juanita suggests.
“One other thing,” Juanita grins, “don’t they know that fluffy rich white boys are scarce in new Orleans? I think they are parachuting into a live volcano.”
I imagine we’ll get Aunt Wanda Lynn to get a ringside seat for this thing,” she promises, “and she’ll let us know which of these perfectly silly fools takes the cake.”
I guess conservatives are fascinated by the “girlie” shows. You know, the ones where men dress as women and put on a stage show. Our own Governor Goodhair will enjoy his scotch and Diet Coke and leer at the “women.”
Cross dressing hookers! The Repubs can cheat on their wives without too much attention. Whoda thunk…
1I think they’re meeting in New Orleans because there’s a greater choice of S&M venues.
2The collective IQs of these 12 donut hos probably wouldn’t add up to President Obama’s waist size, and remember, he’s pretty skinny.
3Has beens and never weres.
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