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How long before Sarah Palin quits Fox News?
I give it less than 6 months. Maybe less.
Sarah Palin’s “other” TV show is already plagued with scandal. I’m shocked. Shocked, I say.
Her Foxumentary “Real American Stories” is…. wait for it… fake.
The show was touted as Sarah Palin interviewing celebrities including Toby Keith, Jack Welch (formerly of GE), and rapper LL Cool J. The show debuts tomorrow.
Only one problem. LL Cool J had no idea he was going to be “interviewed” by Palin. Apparently the interview was recycled from an old one he gave back in 2008 to someone who was not Sarah Palin. Mr. J, who never gave permission for the interview to be used, discovered the network’s intent yesterday. You can imagine his horror.
“Well, I certainly can imagine his horror. I think he would be required to relinquish his middle name were he to appear with Sarah Pailin. I think any Cool you may have must be left at the door,” Juanita says while checking the rules.
So, make your bets here. If it ends any time in the next year, Juanita promises to send a Obama baseball cap to the winner.
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Hat tip to Deb.
And Now Toby Keith said the same thing happened to him. this should be good!
1I knew LL Cool J was too cool for SP. I’d be horrified, too.
2I am not one bit surprised that Juanita Jean has discovered her soul mate in Alaska. I’ve been following AKMuckraker since Ms. Palin was tapped by Grumpy McCain, like everybody else who stumbled on this really cool look inside that OTHER very large state. I have to bet against her leaving Fox, however. Neither she nor they are capable of embarrassment. Can’t wait to hear the excuses, though.
3So it seems her “interviewing” will be reading what someone else makes up as questions to fit whatever the interviewee is saying. Makes perfect sense for someone as stupid as dear $arah; goodness knows she could never think up any follow-up questions on her own. The average citizen has a vocabulary of 3,000 to 6,000 words; I bet hers doesn’t top 1,500. Last night on Comedy Central, Jon had a picture of $arah and McCain with the caption “Arsenic and Old Face.” Not sure if the young ones got it, but I thought it very funny. Faux Nooz is the perfect place for her and I think she’ll stay at least a year. Steve Jobs just pulled all advertising from Faux, and Beck has few advertisers left. Bloggers do have some power.
Mudflats is one of my favorites. Good writer, but not as entertaining as Juanita Jean!
4is has really been a great couple of weeks.
Our side has health care reform, a reduction of nuclear weapons, a plan for energy independence and a meeting with the French, who for some reason spent most of their time looking for good chili in DeeCee.
Their side has bondage, a hair brain TV show, a gathering of misspelled words and a whole lot of p.o’d Focus on The Family crowd.
Almost makes me enjoy politics again.
5Between Mudflats and Juanita Jean, I would say that the politicians and the crazies in our two largest states get ample coverage, particularly when there is ample evidence that politician is often synonymous with crazy in both Texas and Alaska.
Then, of course, there is my state of Arizona. We have the Insane Clown Posse (State Legislature), the Twin Embarrassments (Kyl and McCain) and the Accidental Governor (Jan Brewer). Lest I forget, there is also “Sheriff Joe”, the man who elected himself king.
What is it about the GOP that attracts these people to its ranks? Now that would be an interesting anthropological study.
6Good morning (waving from NYC). We have our own Herd of Cats currently being herded by our buffoon of a governor in Albany.
So, I guess from New York to Texas to Alaska, we pretty much have the country’s as*hattery covered!
I love visiting the Beauty Salon and I am a huge fan of AKM also too.
7I say that she’ll be gone on the Fourth of July. It’s about the most patriotic thing she can do.
8I predict she will be through by September. We have plenty of nuts in Tennessee. Corker, Alexander, then Zach Wamp of “family” fame who is a wanna be govenor. And, oh my, there’s whatshername in Middle TN who gives Michelle Bachman a run for being most crazy.
9Juanita – I’m beginning to think Career-Change Barbie is about halfway thru her Andy Warhol-esque fifteen minutes now…
10I don’t think there will be a second episode. And that’s if they actually air the first one now that everyone knows it’s fake.
I think conservatives, republicans and tea baggers have refused to acknowledge that we live in a world of instant information. They “want their country back”. Yea, back to when they could lie without a you-tube coming out proving they’re lying. Bless their little hearts.
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