Free Haircut, Style, or Perm

March 26, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Category: Goat Rodeos

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Juanita has a standing offer of a free haircut, style, or perm to Rachel Maddow any time she happens to be in town.

Juanita believes that Rachel Maddow is smartest person on television.  Maybe ever.  “She ought to be doing Meet The Press,” Juanita suggests to whoever it is who decides these things.

Well, Rachel took the cake and the icing this morning when people in Massachusetts woke up with a full page ad from Rachel explaining that Scott Brown is a jerk.  Big.  Ole.  Jerk.

It appears that Scott Brown is mailing himself around the country in a letter claiming that Rachel Maddow is running against him for Senate and that people should give him gobs of their hard earned money because, well dammit, Rachel Maddow is practically a communist.  He just made that up out of thin air. All of it.

“And, God love her, she challenged him on it,” Juanita grins.  “She patted him on  his little pointy head and gently steered him back to the reality section of the bookstore.  Go read it.”

Yep, Rachel Maddow is welcome at this place any time she wants to drop by.  We’ll even buy her a cup of coffee and send Thelma out to get her a kolache.

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7 Comments to “Free Haircut, Style, or Perm”


  1. Fenway Fran says:

    I should have known that smaht cookie was from Massachusetts! Now I’m even MORE impressed!

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  2. Never try to out-smart a Rhodes Scholar with a Ph.D. And, she has an awfully big megaphone that she uses every night.;)

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  3. JJ, you’re so right about Rachael. She’s the smartest person on TV and should be the host of Meet the Press. She does research thoroughly and scares the Republican Senators and Congresspeople. The are afraid to go on her show even though she is always respectful to her guests.

    The ratings of Meet the Press always increase when she is a scheduled guest.

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  4. EClaire McLean says:

    Rachel is wicked smart and on occasion, Ann Richards funny.
    A national treasure.

    Scott Brown just limbo danced himself under the bar for Republican dumb.

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  5. gidget commando says:

    Something tells me Ann Richards would approve of Rachel.

    This Massachusetts resident does not like her new himbo senator. Not one bit.

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  6. Every once in a while people like Brown run into somebody smarter than they are.

    He may be a model…. but he’s not the brightest bulb in the lamp post.

    He met his match and then some, in Dr. Maddow.

    Welcome to politics, Senator Brown.

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  7. Austin Hat Lady says:

    I stay up late to watch the repeat of Rachel’s show on the Monday, Tuesday, & Wednesday nights when I get home late after choir practices and meetings. I forwarded the link to this posting to the Rachel’s website as soon as I read it this morning; then got so busy I forgot to let you know until now.

    Been lurking on this non-blog since the version before “Kiss My Big Blue Butt”!

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