Oh, Thank You, Sweet Jeeeesuh

March 22, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Category: Steeple People, Sumbitches, Uncategorized

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Brian just gave me the best news of the day.

You know the crazy maniac who shouted “Baby Killer!” at Bart Stupak?

Abilene’s own Randy Neugebauer, of The Yachting Neugebauers Fame.

Dandy Randy used campaign funds to buy himself a yacht, which is kinda odd being as how Abilene  is in the middle of the desert.  I doubt he was planning on Noah’s flood because he docked that yacht, and a swanky one it is, in Washington Dee Cee.

Abilene, Texas, houses Dyes Air Force Base, where I have seen Airmen living in substandard housing, while Randy let lobbyists buy him a stinkin’ yacht.

I ain’t telling Juanita today.  I’m going to tell her tomorrow after we’ve already packed her pick-up for a road trip.  We’re going to include  little “Cap’n Randy is a Jerk!” sailor caps for her to give away.

Cap’n Randy, of the USS Little Winkie, says he shouted Baby Killer in the heat of the moment.  Honey, there’s no telling what Juanita will shout when she gets heated.

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9 Comments to “Oh, Thank You, Sweet Jeeeesuh”


  1. june says:
    March 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    He’s just keeping up the tradition that all Repiglican’ts in Congress are AssHs. They’re all vying to be the biggest one! Cap’n Randy of the USS Little Winkie (I love that name) is March’s winner so far, but we have over a week to go.

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  2. Miemaw says:
    March 22, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    And, we thought South Carolina had the most idiot politicians.

    Cap’n Randy disproved that theory…. big time.

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  4. Eclaire says:
    March 22, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Cap’n Randy,time to update your “bigger than Texas” resume of stupid.

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  5. Dolores Gerber says:
    March 23, 2010 at 10:48 am

    Juanita, the idiot is from Lubbock, don’t punish Abilene for being included in his district. Lubbock should take the whole blame for electing mr “I’m not backing down from telling the truth”. Which leads me to question why did he bother to apologize?

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  7. lc says:
    March 24, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    he’s from LUBBOCK – not Abilene…. please don’t blame us!

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  8. lc says:
    March 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm

    and if you want to donate to his opponent, Andy Wilson, go to http://www.istandwithandy.com : )

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  9. sybil says:
    March 25, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    isn’t he the cap’t randy who lent his boat to randy cunningham to party in? who now thinks of it while he’s in jail?

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