Creepy

March 09, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Category: Sumbitches

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Juanita is pretty sure it’s the Seventh Sign.  “If three uncowboys come riding up on white horses, get the hell outta Dodge,” she warns.

Juanita agrees with Ken Starr.

Liz Cheney has been under fire from both left and right after she tried to paint Department of Justice attorneys as terrorist sympathizers for working on the defense of Guantanamo detainees. One of the sternest rebukes comes from a law school dean, former judge, and well-known former special prosecutor.

“Good Lord,” Juanita comments to all within listening distance, “she’s her Dad with extra boobs, and she’s damned and determined to marginalize anyone who loves the Old Constitution.  You know, the one before her Dad shredded it and wrote a new one.”

“In honor of her being a real witch, nobody gets big blonde hair today,” Juanita announces.

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6 Comments to “Creepy”


  1. Don’t compare Liz Cheney to a witch. There are plenty of pagans and Wiccans out here who call ourselves witches. Most of us are to the left and despise uber Christians and conservatives.

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  2. Cindy in California says:

    JuanitaJean,
    Thanks for keeping me posted on what’s going on in my old home state. As for LizDick, we’ll what worries me is how they end up being portrayed by the Texas Board of Education in the textbooks. I worry, because what happens in Texas doesn’t stay in Texas,
    http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/archives/individual/2010_03/022769.php and we have enough home-grown ignoramuses in California already.
    As a fellow SBHS grad, do you remember being told when you graduated that you had gotten the best education in the whole country? They actually told us that. And it maybe was sort of true, but that was in the 60s, before the BoE got their hands on the textbooks. It appears now that LizDick could get covered in the chapter on the New Constitution. What do you think? Is Ratliff going to be a moderating influence, compared to McLeroy???

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  3. Chairman Meow says:

    Has anyone ever seen her smile?

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  4. Is it just me or is she the “Tanya Harding look alike” winner?
    Every time I see a picture of her I wonder to myself, “What has Tanya done now?”

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  5. shortstuff says:

    Joe McCarthy must be very proud of his followers, the dick Cheney and his evil spawn Liz.

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  6. Mary in San Antonio says:

    Why, oh why, does Liz Cheney keep getting media coverage? She and her daddy need to crawl back into his undisclosed location. And Carol, yes, she looks like Tanya Harding, albeit a little cleaner looking around the edges.

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