Well, It’s a Well Run Campaign – Midget, Broom and Whatnot.
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Kesha Rogers is a Lyndon LaRoucheian running as a Democrat for CD22 in Texas.
Juanita says this is happening as punishment from God for me saying that nothing could be worse than Nick Lampson running again. This, truly, is worse.
Now, Kesha is gung-ho about slamming the Democratic Party every chance she gets. She apparently, while running under the Democratic ticket, hates Democrats worse than Karl Rove does.
“Up until last Friday night, I thought Kesha’s favorite drink was Kool Aid,” Juanita says. “But, Honey, she can down that free Democratic beer. Here’s a picture of her at the Harris County Democratic Kickoff drinking the free beer like she was planning to use her bladder to float the battleship Texas.”
“I know the picture isn’t very good, because every time she saw me, she ran the other way. I tend to have that effect on noncompoops,” Juanita observes.
“So her platform seems to be ‘Democrats, NO! Free beer, YES!’ I think Junior Janochek, Jr., ran under than platform back in Junior College,” Juanita recalls. “He wasn’t a serious candidate either.”
My buddy Hal has a plan to keep Kesha out of consideration this November. I have another plan to have some fun with her until then. Stay tuned – it’s coming together.
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I’m praying she shows up at our county convention so I can be the first to tell her to take a hike.
Please show up Kesha!!!!
1Oh my, Juanita Jean, you have truly thrown your lot in with Satan. Didn’t you know, Juanita, that by advocating that by advocating that voters deselect Kesha from a straight Democratic vote this November you were not only violating your oath of office as an office holder in the Democratic Party (look left, look right, huh?) you would be in violation of participation in a precinct election or a senate district convention. Yes, this is the news handed to me by one of Kesha’s followers (or Kesha herself for all I know).
I love the smell of lunacy in the morning.
-Hal
2OMG! A few years back a whole gaggle of LoRouchies flew into our fundraiser. I made the mistake of letting them in on “student” prices as a favor to Kesha. BIG MISTAKE!
We asked for a donation for beer. The key word was “asked”. Seems like that meant “free” to them.
They did help clean up after the event. In fact we had an unused case of wine (value $80) that they helped take to someones car. I presumed it was one of the organizers car.
Or was it?????????? DOH!
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