Like Being Called Ugly by a Horn Toad
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Tom DeLay is back on the news and nothing could make Juanita happier.
“Every time I see him, I am reminded why I don’t miss him,” she says. Juanita lives within spitting distance of Tom’s house, something she takes full advantage of every chance she gets.
“A couple of years ago , when a waiter in Jack Abramoff’s Washington DeeCee restaurant kindly asked Tom not to smoke his big nasty cigar in the restaurant because it was against laws passed by the federal government, DeLay replied with a smirk, ‘I AM the federal government.’ So, being called arrogant by Tom DeLay is like being called prissy by …. well, Tom DeLay.”
“I think what they’re doing wrong is because of arrogance,” former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, R-Texas, said of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-California, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nevada, in an interview that aired Sunday on CNN’s State of the Union.”
“So, it’s Sunday and we’re in the middle of a recession and a health care crisis and the best Candy Crowley could do was Tom DeLay? What, was Paris Hilton busy this morning?”
“Tom DeLay pointing the arrogance finger. If that don’t just beat all,” she shakes her head.
“Honey, that whole interview was just a circus looking for big top.” She means it. Yes, she does.
Paris at least has a job… she’s hawking Brazilian beer. Devassa brand Bem Loira (“Foxy Blond”): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wpUJNkKCE4
What’s Tom done for international trade lately?
1You done gone and insulted the Horned Toad.
2Horned toads make themselves useful eating ants, making small children like dinosaurs, and giving TCU a unique mascot.
Tom DeLay is a waste of oxygen.
3Considering Good Ol’ Tom is one of those “unemployed” he says are that way “because they want to be” well……. duh……
4If ex-Congressman Bugkiller really needs something to do, tell him he can come and spray my backyard for pine beetles.
Or, he can give dance lessons…there are lots of 2×4s out there that would love to bust a move like he did on “Dancing With The Stars”.
5I think the horned toad is cute, and I’m sure he’s darned attractive to another horned toad. Tommytoes, uh.. not so much. If he feels so strongly that the government should cut off benefits to the unemployed, maybe he should refuse to take any government money and find a job hisownself.
6“What, was Paris Hilton busy this morning?” Wish I’d said that.
7don’t talk crap about horny toads..they’re endangered already
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