Home Skool
Thanks to Deb for this —
“Look, I’m not saying that that Rick Perry supporters are among the goofiest people on earth — no, no, wait a minute. That is what I’m saying. It’s exactly what I’m saying. Goofy. They have got a screw loose in their thinking assembly,” Juanita says.
“Honey, they say a closed mind gathers no new ideas. These people prove that. They are so narrow minded that they can see though a keyhole with both eyes.”
I hope my kid interviews for the same job as their kid.
1I’m almost embarrassed for these nitwits.
2Juanita, I’m embarrassed to say, but years ago I watched Springer’s and Povich’s shows a few times when I was really bored. All their guests, who were definitely not brain surgeons, said they were homeschooled. I understand that in Texas there aren’t any strong regulations with respect to homeschooling. This is undoubtedly a plot by Gov Goodhair to maintain his base.
3At least they didn’t use a ‘K’.
4I can imagine the wingnut response, “Who says its [sic] supposed to be spelled with two o’s? That’s just more of your socialist guv’ment control.”
5They’re working so hard to ensure that the US becomes a third world country within the next 20 years by spreading their ignorance and illiteracy.
6The local homeschoolers opted out of public schools, so now they’re leaning on the local library to provide their textbooks and related materials. What’s wrong with that picture?
7…from the “Learn Sumthin’ New Every Day” Dept..I looked up the word “homescholer” on the Internet…turns out it’s a German phrase that translates roughly into “I’m going to make sure my kid is as big a nitwit as I am”
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