No imitation Jesus here.  No, sireee.  This is the genuine thing.

This ad was in the Sunday newspaper, and since I was recently attacked by a railroad crossing arm, someone cut it out and left for me at the beauty salon.

Juanita doesn’t get it. If the copper works, why do you need Jesus?  If Jesus works, why do you need copper ?  It seems to her that you’re insulting either the copper or Jesus, maybe even both.  And when you start messing with magical powers, mixing them like cheap liquor at a frat party, you ain’t asking for nothing but trouble.

Click here to see the whole thing in all its splendid glory.

Miss Verdelia, who is a charter member and front row sitter of the Greater Hope and Utopia Missionary Baptist Church, Footwashing Division, says this thing doesn’t work.  She has seven of them if you want to try for yourself.