Sending Jeb to The Time-Out Chair
Juanita has noticed that the number of nasty tacky comments submitted to this not-a-blog from anonymous Republicans has tripled since President Barack Obama spanked some little Republican boy hiney at the GOP retreat.
“They are ouching with outrage,” she smiles. “And, to my great joy, the local ones come take it out on me.”
“I fess up that I enjoyed the Republican congressional boys wanting to make their questioning of the President of the United States public on the television set only because they hoped that by ganging up on him, they could embarrass him,” she smiles.
“There’s an old honky tonk boast in Texas. When some drunk cowboy was feeling his oats,” Juanita continues, “he’d ask for a fight by saying, ‘the big ones can line up and the little ones can gang up’.”
“Well, the little ones ganged up, but they still couldn’t whoop our cowboy. It was his finest hour, and will go down in history as the minute it became dandy clear who the adults are. ”
“He made them look petty, like Rush Limbaugh’s hand was up their skirts making them talk like Miss Piggy,” she laughs at her own visual.
Juanita suspects the diamond centerpiece of the event was when President Obama sent Texas’ Little Jeb Hensarling to the time out chair. She has it on her iPhone and charges customers a quarter to watch it. So far, she’s raised enough to buy some new boots.
Please don’t tell Juanita’s customers that I’ve posted the video here. Juanita is enjoying the sound of boot money in the quarter jar.
Ahhhh, the “Jeb Hensarling in the time-out chair” doesn’t work.
1Phoooey!
I’m working on it, Squire, but I have some things to do today. Try clicking here to see the You Tube.
2The repuclicants forget the one major thing in a bar fight.
3“Don’t let your alligator mouth overload your pansy patootie.”
Juanita, why do puffy old white boys think they are smarter than a Constitutional Law professor? One who happens to be able to answer 10 minute 5 point questions without taking notes? One who uses actual facts? One who acknowledges mis-steps? One who looks them in the eye and calls them out on their lies? One who got the morons to allow TV cameras at this meeting?
I hate to quote a Republican, but this could be their Waterloo.
BTW, love your new digs.
Lorraine
4You sure got that right, Lorraine. This man’s mind is a beautiful thing to watch in situations like this and was a big reason why I worked my patootie off for him even tho I love his policies, too. Fancy that—a really smart person in the WH!! Gadzooks!!!
5That Henslinger boy had it comin’.
6My hubby likes to call him Jeb Hen-snarling, because the man is a big old truculent chicken.
7I guess we now know for sure who’s the “Big Dog”, don’t we?
8Some of those questions sounded like bush league filibustering. It was like they knew just as soon as they shut up they would be handed their asses.
9Juanita Jean Honey, I hope you are keeping score. So far this last week I have it:
Texas Repugs 0
Obama Slap downs 1
I can hardly wait for February, more’s coming!
Marsha
10Thank you Susan, you done did good in getting that link fixed up so as I could see/hear the exchange between POTUS and J. Hen…. are you sure that’s a name.,,sounds more like a breed of chicken.
11Do not slander my sweet chickens! Jim, eh, Jeb looked like the school yard bully who’s bluff was called by my seven year old grandson.
12Is Jeb the one that pretended to be this new good ole boy but didn’t mention he introduced and pushed through the law to BAN intrusive x-ray machines at airports to prevent explosives worn under clothes to be discovered? Thuglicans pretend to be all patriotic but are the biggest whiner and protectors of terrorists next to Osama.
13“Chickens only do number two.”: Dr. Little, Poultry Science, Sam Houston State University. (I could not make this up!) Sums up that Henslinger boy, don’t it?
14Jeb is my congressman and I’m on his email list. On Friday he sent out a blast, http://hensarling.house.gov/list/press/tx05_hensarling/morenews/Hensarling_Fact_Check_Release.shtml, defending his statements. It was pretty clear he knew he had come out on the short end of that exchange.
15Lordy, lordy!!! this just made my day and I can’t get this grin off my face with steel wool! Our man’s brain is a thing of beauty and a marvelous thing to watch as he takes apart those idiots so “smewthly” they don’t even know it till they fall down. Thank you, JJ, for that gem of a video.
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